Elliott’s take: “Can the Gators score against Georgia? …”
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I love the way the question is framed. Not can the Gators win, but can they score? Ha.
Too bad you can’t call timeout in Jeopardy to think it over
No, but you can have a wrist band with the wrong questions on it.
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They couldn’t score with their hogtown cousin on a friday night in the back seat of grand ma’s coupe de’ ville….#FTMF
They couldn’t score in a Tijuana whorehouse with a $100 bill taped to their foreheads.
Rumor spread ’round, that Texas town, about the shack outside La Grange [you know what I’m talkin’ about].
Sideshow Dan the Clown’s offense couldn’t score on Kirby’s defense if Billy Gibbons spotted MuLLLen the $10 to get himself in.
They couldn’t score in a women’s prison with a handful of pardons.
Cousin Eddie couldn’t score on Kirby if he was Mike Eruzione and it was the 3rd period against the Russians in Lake Placid.
we have a winner……spewed coffee.
“but can he learn the new offense OC Todd Monken brings in time to make a difference for Georgia?”
I’m so over this. Seems Fields and Joe burrow had no problem last year. They’re treating football like you’ve studied Gaelic your whole life and now you have to learn Latin. It’s not like that.
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We’ve got to learn Monken’s offense. But Mullen and fu have to learn to give the players the correct wristbands with the plays they already practiced.
It’s really not that big a deal. The play book was already there back to Chaney. We just didnt use 75% of it. And it will grow incrementally as the season goes, just like college football always does. That’s why I have always been against big season openers.
Yeah. Get a really fast freakish 5* athlete the ball in open spaces. Repeat with next 5* athlete.
“... Shoot, why does anybody who’s ever won something do it again? Because it’s cool. So, let’s go do it again. Let’s see if we’ve got what it takes.” -- Stetson Bennett, The Athletic, 3/22/22
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