All I want for Christmas

… is for dumbass Gator fans to get their most cherished wish.

It could never happen, I know.  But if Clay Travis worked miracles at Tennessee, maybe somebody could motivate him to get involved in Gainesville.


Filed under Gators, Gators..., General Idiocy

63 responses to “All I want for Christmas

  1. Ran A

    Yes Yes! Please hire Tebow! LOL!…

    I like Tebow, because of his Christian values; but even Tebow with his constant optimism and putting a positive on negatives, including have 41 teammates that went to prison during or after their time at Florida, knows he isn’t ready to coach the Florida Gators. He’s not even ready to be head of recruiting…

    Liked by 6 people

  2. Biggen

    Can you imagine a world in which these numbskulls hiring a HC with ZERO coaching experience… Anywhere. That would be a friggin utopia for dawg fans.

    Liked by 10 people

  3. Castleberry

    C’mon Gator Gang – everybody knows Jesse Palmer has the inside track.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. iusedtopostasmikecooley

    Say it with me, Booch Jones. Brick by brick.


  5. I would be sad if UF pulled the plug on Mullen, but this would damn sure cheer me right back up again.

    Liked by 14 people

  6. ASEF

    “You just gotta want it more!!!!!!”

    Lol. Yeah, that’s the sole issue in Gainesville.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. That would be priceless.

    Liked by 4 people

  8. pdawg30577

    Well slap my face and call me Nostradumbass! I made that very suggestion in a discussion thread a couple or three weeks ago. I was joking, though.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)

    It’s like they look at us and they’re like, “Kirby played at Georgia, so all we need is a former player! Why not one of our best? Yeah, that’s the ticket! Tebow!” without understanding that Kirby coached under Muschamp at Valdosta, Richt at Georgia, and Saban at LSU, Miami, and Bama, learning a hell of a lot about coaching along the way.

    He isn’t a great coach and recruiter because he played at Georgia and has “fire,” he’s a great coach and recruiter because of his coaching mentors.

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  10. 81Dog


    So, in about a month, Kirby has gone from being a joke who can’t coach, develop players, win big games, and who is inferior IN ALL IMPORTANT WAYS to the Man God MuLLLLen, quarterback Whisperer, offensive genius, and Developer of Talent, to “we need someone like Kirby”?

    FTMF. I just hope they don’t hire hugh freeze.

    Liked by 9 people

  11. Geezus

    Maybe he could bring in Brandon Spikes as his DC.

    Liked by 5 people

  12. I will contribute to Mullen’s buyout if it means Tebow is the next coach.

    Liked by 8 people

  13. Cheer wino69

    Do it.

    Liked by 5 people

  14. Munsoning

    That sonofabitch Santa doesn’t hate Florida fans enough to grant their wish.

    Liked by 3 people

  15. Muttley

    Well, he bleeds [insert school colors here] and is associated with a past glory, and that’s all you really need from the guy who runs your program, right?

    Liked by 1 person

  16. Hogbody Spradlin

    Good grief. Not even Florida could be that dumb. Could they?


  17. uga97

    Same crap fsu said about making Deion HC a year ago. FU now =Back To The pre-90s Future


  18. fisheriesdawg

    A Florida head coach who was unable to crack 900 on the SAT would certainly be a welcome development.

    Liked by 8 people

  19. NotMyCrossToBear

    They have lost their damn mind.

    Liked by 4 people

  20. Hopefully Tebow’s stint at HC at Hogtown Ahole U lasts longer than his recent tenure at TE in the NFL…(that’s what the card would say at a secret Santa gift exchange)


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  21. cpark58

    Never did I think Operation Swamp Drain with Agent Muschamp would work this well. The dominos keep falling.

    Liked by 9 people

  22. W Cobb Dawg

    Please make it happen. Imagine all the tears that would be flowing in Jax every year😭

    Liked by 4 people

  23. rigger92

    One would think that they would seek the opinion of the ol’ ball sack on staff hires/HC moves? That prick Chris Doering aught to back his blabbering on the SEC channel up and give it a try.

    Liked by 2 people

  24. debbybalcer

    Lol they would hire a head coach that has never even been a graduate assistant.

    Liked by 4 people

  25. Is anyone going to point out the obvious that Timmy isn’t very bright?

    Liked by 5 people

  26. The Truth

    I mean, there are some parallels to our hiring Goff, but at least Ray had been a position coach and had recruited before we gave him a shot.


  27. armydawg

    I still say they go to Spurrier as interim HC.


  28. dawgphan34

    You hate to see Grantham get fired.

    Bless his heart.

    Liked by 2 people

  29. PTC DAWG

    Let’s go Brandon!!

    His name is Brandon. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  30. I’m all for it. That way I can watch Laura Rutledge on SEC Nation and not have to listen to Timmy’s whiny voice.

    Liked by 3 people

  31. rigger92

    There was a time we wanted Hines Ward on campus or involved on the staff but I don’t think anyone actually wanted him to be a coordinator or lead the whole thing.


  32. RangerRuss

    That was my first thought. His voice is like an eighth grader whose testicles haven’t dropped.

    Liked by 3 people

  33. Godawg

    Mullen had Willie before he hired Todd so isn’t Brian the next logical hire for DC? Or maybe Pruitt?


  34. Russ

    We’ve all been waiting for it. 😉

    Liked by 9 people

  35. Texas Dawg

    Turmoil in Hogtown. What sweet music to my ears!

    Liked by 3 people