… is for dumbass Gator fans to get their most cherished wish.
It could never happen, I know. But if Clay Travis worked miracles at Tennessee, maybe somebody could motivate him to get involved in Gainesville.
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Yes Yes! Please hire Tebow! LOL!…
I like Tebow, because of his Christian values; but even Tebow with his constant optimism and putting a positive on negatives, including have 41 teammates that went to prison during or after their time at Florida, knows he isn’t ready to coach the Florida Gators. He’s not even ready to be head of recruiting…
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Can you imagine a world in which these numbskulls hiring a HC with ZERO coaching experience… Anywhere. That would be a friggin utopia for dawg fans.
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that passion, though…
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C’mon Gator Gang – everybody knows Jesse Palmer has the inside track.
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Say it with me, Booch Jones. Brick by brick.
I would be sad if UF pulled the plug on Mullen, but this would damn sure cheer me right back up again.
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“You just gotta want it more!!!!!!”
Lol. Yeah, that’s the sole issue in Gainesville.
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That would be priceless.
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Well slap my face and call me Nostradumbass! I made that very suggestion in a discussion thread a couple or three weeks ago. I was joking, though.
It’s like they look at us and they’re like, “Kirby played at Georgia, so all we need is a former player! Why not one of our best? Yeah, that’s the ticket! Tebow!” without understanding that Kirby coached under Muschamp at Valdosta, Richt at Georgia, and Saban at LSU, Miami, and Bama, learning a hell of a lot about coaching along the way.
He isn’t a great coach and recruiter because he played at Georgia and has “fire,” he’s a great coach and recruiter because of his coaching mentors.
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He also got some time as a GA with Bobby Bowden.
ELL OOOHHH F*****G ELL
So, in about a month, Kirby has gone from being a joke who can’t coach, develop players, win big games, and who is inferior IN ALL IMPORTANT WAYS to the Man God MuLLLLen, quarterback Whisperer, offensive genius, and Developer of Talent, to “we need someone like Kirby”?
FTMF. I just hope they don’t hire hugh freeze.
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I think you forgot an “L” in Mullen’s name…
My bad, man! 🙂
Maybe he could bring in Brandon Spikes as his DC.
Or the Pounceys, before they inevitably land in jail.
On the 247 board last night both of those names were brought up as actual wants in hiring for the new staff.
That’d be an eye opening move.
lol. Eye see what you did there….
His first drill would be ‘eye gouging for dummies’
I will contribute to Mullen’s buyout if it means Tebow is the next coach.
That sonofabitch Santa doesn’t hate Florida fans enough to grant their wish.
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“FRAGILE’ “ it must be Italian
“NOT A FINGER!”
Well, he bleeds [insert school colors here] and is associated with a past glory, and that’s all you really need from the guy who runs your program, right?
Worked for Ray Goff.
Goff had much more experience coaching than Tebow.
I was being sarcastic, although he had as little experience as any head coaching hire at a major program I can think of.
Good grief. Not even Florida could be that dumb. Could they?
Same crap fsu said about making Deion HC a year ago. FU now =Back To The pre-90s Future
A Florida head coach who was unable to crack 900 on the SAT would certainly be a welcome development.
Home Schooler FTW!
Some of us who went to UGA in the 80s:
They have lost their damn mind.
Hopefully Tebow’s stint at HC at Hogtown Ahole U lasts longer than his recent tenure at TE in the NFL…(that’s what the card would say at a secret Santa gift exchange)
Never did I think Operation Swamp Drain with Agent Muschamp would work this well. The dominos keep falling.
Please make it happen. Imagine all the tears that would be flowing in Jax every year😭
Timmy would provide enough of those….
One would think that they would seek the opinion of the ol’ ball sack on staff hires/HC moves? That prick Chris Doering aught to back his blabbering on the SEC channel up and give it a try.
Lol they would hire a head coach that has never even been a graduate assistant.
Is anyone going to point out the obvious that Timmy isn’t very bright?
That’s one of the main qualifications for the FU job…according to the hiring tribal council of Athens
I mean, there are some parallels to our hiring Goff, but at least Ray had been a position coach and had recruited before we gave him a shot.
I still say they go to Spurrier as interim HC.
A 76 yr old who hated recruiting when he was younger. Yeah, that’s the perfect guy.
IF they were firing Mullen now, I could see it for 3-4 games….not any longer. But that’s sort of the definition of interim.
It isn’t like he would damage their recruiting
Ain’t happening, but I’d love it if he was around next year for one more beat down to make him quit again.
That should be every red and black blooded Dawgs’ dream right there
I thought he quit at SoCar because he didn’t want to have a losing season on his record. That hole is already dug at FU.
You hate to see Grantham get fired.
Bless his heart.
but as the meme goes you love see it
Let’s go Brandon!!
His name is Brandon. 🙂
I’m all for it. That way I can watch Laura Rutledge on SEC Nation and not have to listen to Timmy’s whiny voice.
There was a time we wanted Hines Ward on campus or involved on the staff but I don’t think anyone actually wanted him to be a coordinator or lead the whole thing.
That was my first thought. His voice is like an eighth grader whose testicles haven’t dropped.
Mullen or Spurrier?
Mullen had Willie before he hired Todd so isn’t Brian the next logical hire for DC? Or maybe Pruitt?
We’ve all been waiting for it. 😉
“Lock it down before Grantham gets an extension”
Turmoil in Hogtown. What sweet music to my ears!
“We have a long way to go to get to where we need to go,” Smart said. “That’s nothing to do with Oregon. That’s nothing to do with anybody we play. That’s to do with the Georgia Bulldogs...”-- Kirby Smart, AJ-C, 8/14/22
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