Our short national nightmare is over.

Todd Monken’s response to the news about Cameragate (or Snookgate, if you prefer) is pitch perfect.

“I hope that’s true,” UGA offensive coordinator Todd Monken said, laughing aloud when asked about it during Media Day on Thursday. “I hope we’ve been in their hotel. I hope we’ve been in their practices. I hope we’re logged into their computers.”

Monken quickly added – “That’s a joke.”

The add on is what’s really *** chef’s kiss *** level there.  Because you know if he hadn’t said that, a significant portion of the OSU fan base would have been prepared to take the first part at face value.

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14 responses to “Our short national nightmare is over.

  1. Gaskilldawg

    I guess a camera will be this year’s Metchie and Williams.

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  2. originaluglydawg

    Yep. That fanbase is Tennessee’s but better dressed.

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  3. gurkhadawg

    If ya ain’t cheatin’, ya ain’t tryin’.(that’s a joke)

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    • RangerRuss

      “… If ya ain’t tryn’ ya ain’t gonna make it.
      Ya get caught cheatn’ ya ain’t trying hard enough.”
      That was the advice of a Ranger Instructor NCO to me before The Suck. My cheatn’ consisted of providing extra chow for myself and my buddies during critical times when we were literally starving. That can of Del Monte C rat peaches I hid for 8 weeks got my fire team through the final assault with a quick burst of energy.
      No, I didn’t get caught cheatn’.

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      • Should have just ordered Grubhub.

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        • RangerRuss

          Didn’t have Grubhub back then. But they had Domino’s at Ft Walton Beach and they had drivers that would deliver to the boonies for an extra $20.
          We came in for a nights sleep at Rudder Army Air Field before a Jump. Fuck sleep. My buddy John Forney, he of the balls like Crisco cans, broke into the pool house and ordered 8 pizzas. Delivered just outside the gate. We sat in the moonlit pines and stuffed our faces. Ziplock bagged some for our buddies and buried the boxes, not too well, under the pine needles.
          Between cycles our boxes were discovered. We were long gone but the following class paid for our transgressions.
          Zin loi my boy!

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  4. Catfish

    Probably Harbaugh’s camera.

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  5. kjackson1961

    Mike Griffith on Dawgnation actually thought this issue was worthy enough of a full blown article.

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  6. 81Dog

    THEY NEVER WOULDA BEAT US IF THEY DIDNT HAVE ALL OUR PLAYS, PAWWWWWLLLL.

    I don’t know what I find more hilarious. That anyone would believe we’re spying on them, or that Monken is making jokes about it. Maybe OSU will cover their helmets in tin foil to keep Kirby from stealing their brain waves. And wait until the discover Kirby has the keys to the weather machine, which he will use to make it rain inside MBS the entire second half to slow down their WRs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  7. cowetadawg

    Monken über alles.

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  8. QUITE!!! I’m trying to listen to Stroud mumbling in his sleep. Please put me down gently Jalen!

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