Category Archives: The Evil Genius

“Not enough, Coach.”

Is it just me…

… or is the OBC more amusing now that he’s out of coaching?


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Nobody loves you when you’re down and out.

Man, this is like seeing what the Soviets did to Stalin after he died.


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Jimmy Sexton is ready when you are.

Steve Spurrier didn’t need an agent when he was coaching at South Carolina.  But now?

CAA has signed former college football coach Steve Spurrier for representation in all areas. Spurrier, who resigned last week as the coach of the Univ. of South Carolina, will be represented by a team of agents, including powerful coaching agent Jimmy Sexton and powerful broadcasting agent Nick Khan.

It takes a village to raise a football commentator.  Or at least his contract.


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The OBC, with time on his hands

This comes as no surprise.

How long do you figure it took the WWL to get the man on the phone after his resignation?


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The visor has left the building.

Hol-ee crapola.

In my very humble opinion, Spurrier goes out as the second-greatest coach in SEC history, which is no minor accomplishment.  Love him or hate him, you can’t deny he’s compiled one helluva resume since his arrival at Florida.  Aside from the conference championships and the national title, he single-handedly brought SEC football into the age of the forward pass.

Yeah, he was cocky and could be an insufferable jerk if you were on the wrong side of it, but he played things honestly, which is more than you can say for plenty of his peers.

That all being said, if he felt he had to go now, I’m glad it came after he got his ass handed to him in Athens this season.


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Sad Steve Spurrier is sad.

If this season really is the beginning of the end for the OBC, all I can say is, man, what a way to go out.


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Chicken soup for the Bulldog soul

This never gets… this never will get old.


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