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Today’s Spurrier pearl

This is true.

Ah, but if only someone had spent just a little more…


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Just because he’s losing doesn’t mean you’re winning.

If South Carolina went 1-11, Spurrier would still be wise-assing it, as long as the one win was over Georgia.

I wonder what the quip will be when he hears about Georgia hiring “Young Schotty”.


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Never gonna give it up.

I guess that means he plans on coaching until he’s dead.  Talk about a program held hostage.  Recruiting, for the win!


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“… I could get in a car wreck, but I’m definitely planning on being back.”

The head coach of the 6-6 South Carolina Gamecocks announces he will return in the same position in 2015.

My favorite thing about the article is that it wasn’t worth the effort to get a comment from the AD.


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This is the season of Spurrier’s discontent.

You probably heard about the OBC’s brief presser after the overtime loss to Tennessee, but if you haven’t seen it, it’s something to behold.

Give him credit – he doesn’t spare himself from criticism.

I know he fully intends to coach again next season.  But you wonder how long he can put up with mediocrity.  Hell, just for the ‘Cocks to become bowl eligible this year, they’ll either have to beat Florida or Clemson, neither of which is exactly a given at this point.

It’s going to be interesting watching him this offseason.


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Don’t cry for me, Columbia.

You know how every preseason the media likes to judge South Carolina’s chances on how smug Spurrier is?  Yeah, well…

Maybe it’s time to find a new tell.


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Thursday morning buffet

Plenty to enjoy today.


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