Category Archives: The Evil Genius

Chicken soup for the Bulldog soul

This never gets… this never will get old.

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Thursday morning buffet

I got ‘yer buffet right here.

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Your concern is duly noted.

Somebody’s got Georgia on his mind.

Maybe that’s his explanation for his recent success – Richt’s too distracted with all those rivals.

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Hope is the best of things.

Gearing up giving his best shot…

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UPDATE:  He’s rolling now.

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He’s got ’em right where he wants ’em.

Hey, look y’all!  Spurrier gonna Spurrier.

“We’ll try to play our best against Georgia in Athens,” Spurrier, still hoarse from the previous night, said on a teleconference call. “They look awfully strong, as usual. But I think our guys will look forward to playing the game.”

For some of you, I know Saturday is shaping up as a no-win situation for the Dawgs.  Lose or pull out an ugly one, and it’ll be another week of no-excuse-for-shoddy-play shrieking.  Win comfortably and it’ll be, “so what did you expect?”

Me?  Any win over Spurrier is a good one.  As long as I get rewarded with one sideline look of despair, I’ll be happy.

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Thursday morning buffet

Indulge yourselves.

  • As the Auburn-Louisville game in Atlanta approaches, prepare to hear more of this.
  • Regrets, Gene Chizik has a few.
  • Mark Schlabach predicts this is Steve Spurrier’s last season.
  • Delusional optimism, And The Valley Shook style.
  • Kids, these days.
  • Spurrier, on Finebaum“Every now and then when I listen in to your show, I know the SEC fans are a little upset at Ohio State’s schedule and rightfully so to tell you the truth.” 
  • We’ve known Bobby Petrino’s an ambitious dick.  We just didn’t know how far back that went. “He opted to join the Tigers without informing his boss, Tom Coughlin, who was alerted of his offensive coordinator’s departure through an Auburn news release.”  And so, a legend was born.
  • Les Miles overdosed on coffee this week?  Sure, I can see that.

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Schottenheimer and Spurrier: what goes around, comes around.

Here’s a really nice piece from Matt Zemek about the incestuous nature of coaching in the SEC, seen primarily through the prism of Georgia’s offensive coordinator and his head coach at Florida.

I just hope we’re not referring to him as “Agent Schottenheimer” after the South Carolina game.

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