August 8, 2011 · 7:01 AM

SEC Drinking Game #1

Every time Verne mentions Charlie Weis being hired to redeem John Brantley, take a drink.

Make sure you’ve got a big bottle.

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10 Responses to SEC Drinking Game #1

  1. Hogbody Spradlin
    August 8, 2011 at 7:26 AM

    John Brantley, IV’s problem is the same as UGA’s (the dog that is). Too much inbreeding to produce the desired result.

  2. Hogbody Spradlin
    August 8, 2011 at 7:35 AM

    And Charlie Weis would be a great Nutri-System commercial.

    There, I said something nice about Florida.

  3. Nate Dawg
    August 8, 2011 at 8:43 AM

    Speaking of drinking – I took note from some of the posts from you guys last week on here and tried a bottle of Woodford Reserve over the weekend. Just wanna say thanks for the suggestion – man, that stuff is smooth! Definitely worth breaking out for the special occasions. I’ll save the lesser brands for the Uncle Verne love…

    • Cojones
      August 9, 2011 at 4:14 AM

      Yeah, I tried somma that…..uumm….gotta sish pach…real good sctuff……. schmmoooottthh. But it makes me fart!

      • Nate Dawg
        August 9, 2011 at 10:37 AM

        Awesome. Ha! Makes me fart too.

      • Hogbody Spradlin
        August 9, 2011 at 8:35 PM

        A sish pach of bourbon? Boy that’s high class stuff.

        • Cojones
          August 9, 2011 at 10:12 PM

          Dang! The bashturds switsched bottles on me too!
          That would be Woodford Reserve Terrapin India Brown Ale to you , sir. And it tastes a lot like Newcastle’s.

          Old joke reminder:
          Drunk standing on the curb crying and exposed as an officer walks up.
          “Hey, buddy, what’s wrong with you”?
          The drunk pauses and says,” Offisher, shumbody stole my car!”
          “Well, you can’t stand out here on the street with your dick hanging out!”
          The drunk looks down and says,”Oh No! Shumbody stole my girl, too!”

          Stopped drinkin’ that bourbon swill years ago. Tequila is a smoother drink and 100% agave sugar brewed leaves no victims. You don’t have to buy the big name 100% agaves to appreciate it. If it doesn’t say 100%, don’t buy it. El Patron has always tasted slightly of kerosene to me. It’s a ripoff.

  4. Dog in Fla
    August 8, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    Two shots whenever Verne’s sidekick says Charlie is “making some alterations to avoid the appearance of a copyright violation” re plays designed for Brantley

    http://articles.southbendtribune.com/2011-03-29/news/29359880_1_weises-builder-maura-weis