Every time Verne mentions Charlie Weis being hired to redeem John Brantley, take a drink.
Make sure you’ve got a big bottle.
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John Brantley, IV’s problem is the same as UGA’s (the dog that is). Too much inbreeding to produce the desired result.
And Charlie Weis would be a great Nutri-System commercial.
There, I said something nice about Florida.
You need to lie down and rest now, that had to take some effort.
Speaking of drinking – I took note from some of the posts from you guys last week on here and tried a bottle of Woodford Reserve over the weekend. Just wanna say thanks for the suggestion – man, that stuff is smooth! Definitely worth breaking out for the special occasions. I’ll save the lesser brands for the Uncle Verne love…
Yeah, I tried somma that…..uumm….gotta sish pach…real good sctuff……. schmmoooottthh. But it makes me fart!
Awesome. Ha! Makes me fart too.
A sish pach of bourbon? Boy that’s high class stuff.
Dang! The bashturds switsched bottles on me too!
That would be Woodford Reserve Terrapin India Brown Ale to you , sir. And it tastes a lot like Newcastle’s.
Old joke reminder:
Drunk standing on the curb crying and exposed as an officer walks up.
“Hey, buddy, what’s wrong with you”?
The drunk pauses and says,” Offisher, shumbody stole my car!”
“Well, you can’t stand out here on the street with your dick hanging out!”
The drunk looks down and says,”Oh No! Shumbody stole my girl, too!”
Stopped drinkin’ that bourbon swill years ago. Tequila is a smoother drink and 100% agave sugar brewed leaves no victims. You don’t have to buy the big name 100% agaves to appreciate it. If it doesn’t say 100%, don’t buy it. El Patron has always tasted slightly of kerosene to me. It’s a ripoff.
Two shots whenever Verne’s sidekick says Charlie is “making some alterations to avoid the appearance of a copyright violation” re plays designed for Brantley
If they are developmentally disabled, how did they develop it and apply for a copyright?
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