Media members, don’t you be telling Derek Dooley what he’s got to work with this season.
“But until we start having All-Americans, all-conference players, it doesn’t matter that you started. You might have started by default, because we didn’t get anybody better than you. It doesn’t mean you’re good.
“We clear on that? With the starting deal? Starting pissing me off.”
Derek Dooley wants you to know he can’t fail this season. He can only be failed by his starters. They’ll probably wind up pissing him off, too.
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My, my. Someone is salty…
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“But until we start having clean, properly washed players, it doesn’t matter that you wore deoderant. You might have started wearing cologne by default, because we didn’t have soap. It doesn’t mean you’ve properly bathed”
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You got greasy hands? Those gloves ain’t gonna fit right. Gonna slide all around when the ball hits. Proper. Handwashing. Look it up. Learn it. Live it.
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It’s not a very good look, but he’s damn right. I’ve made that point elsewhere many times regarding our rosters in the past.
“Hey, great, we’ve got 19 returning starters!” How many of them were actually really good? How many of them had pretty much already reached their peak potential?
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It’s not the concept of what he’s saying that’s a bad look – it’s bitching at the press for it.
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One quick look at their 2018 OL signees: two 3-stars and two 2-stars. With that in mind it’s a wonder the press didn’t start laughing at SOD during the tirade.
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What you do if you are Dooley is you set the bar incredibly low and then you meet it. Mission accomplished. I think he is going to be a real shit show.
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Yes, and I can’t really see it going much better than shit show. At best, their offense will be worse.
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Hmm…. starting to think that Kirby’s policy of only letting his coordinators and assistants talk once a year isn’t the worst idea ever. Yikes, Derek.
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I like SOD’s new look much better than the orange clown plants. He just needs to add a cigarette holder, a cocktail, and a Doberman and he’ll be the Gonzo OC on the sidelines.
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