August 23, 2018 · 9:01 AM

If the condition persists for more than four hours…

The best way to properly deal with Corch’s bullshit is snark.

Let’s hope the man gets the medical attention he so clearly is in need of today.

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25 responses to “If the condition persists for more than four hours…”

  1. gatriguy
    August 23, 2018 at 9:04 AM

    Memory loss is a well known side effect of fake heart attacks.

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  3. Bright Idea
    August 23, 2018 at 9:08 AM

    And they can’t fire him for that either!

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  4. eethomaswfnc
    August 23, 2018 at 9:21 AM

    Maybe a slice of cold pizza will help him with his memory

    https://goo.gl/images/1oHzms

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  5. Normaltown Mike
    August 23, 2018 at 9:29 AM

    “He has also periodically taken medicine that can negatively impair his memory, concentration & focus”

    That’s the whole point.

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  6. mykiesee
    August 23, 2018 at 9:33 AM

    They know this is bullshit and they know that everyone will know that this is bullshit and they don’t give a rat’s ass.

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    • Biggus Rickus
      August 23, 2018 at 9:49 AM

      They may give on if something sufficiently embarrassing comes out now, but I’m not sure what sufficiently embarrassing would mean for them. Meyer helped Smith bury a dead body, maybe?

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  7. Hogbody Spradlin
    August 23, 2018 at 9:55 AM

    Memory issues? Oh, so that’s the explanation for everything that looked like bald faced lying. Terribly sorry Corch, we really mis-judged you.

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  8. Bulldog Joe
    August 23, 2018 at 9:57 AM

    “And it will forever be in the mind of Urban Meyer.” “And it’s going to be a big deal.”

    Well, maybe not.

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  9. Hogbody Spradlin
    August 23, 2018 at 10:03 AM

    I remember thinking back when OSU hired Corch that his General Patton act would wear thin in 4 years or so (I have memory issues so don’t hold me to it).
    I stand corrected on two things. I was off by about 2 years, and it’s not a General Patton act. Patton could be angry, but could motivate, organize, and lead. Corch just uses everything and everybody, and leaves everything he touches worse, in his quest for his own glorification.

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    • The Truth
      August 23, 2018 at 10:10 AM

      A grifter. A con artist, who squeezes all he can out of his next mark then fakes a heart attack and hits the road looking for his next mark.

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  10. Uglydawg
    August 23, 2018 at 10:22 AM

    “If the condition persists for more than four hours”…well done, Senator!

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  11. AusDawg85
    August 23, 2018 at 11:11 AM

    Don’t use it, don’t like it, don’t trust it…but the GIF’s comments section in the Brett McMurphy tweet are priceless. Well done Twitterverse!

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  12. AceDawg
    August 23, 2018 at 5:34 PM

    Now we finally know what happened to OSU @ Iowa last year!!

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