What a time to be alive, when a college football coach has to address something like this at his weekly presser:
C’mon, man. The only way that story isn’t a distraction is if you’re in a coma.
What a time to be alive, when a college football coach has to address something like this at his weekly presser:
Texas football coach Steve Sarkisian said the monkey story is not a distraction at all. Said that's a personal matter.
— Anwar Richardson (@AnwarRichardson) November 4, 2021
C’mon, man. The only way that story isn’t a distraction is if you’re in a coma.
Filed under Blowing Smoke, Texas Is Just Better Than You Are.
“We remember the Sugar Bowl, I think it my junior year of high school, we let Alabama beat us twice,” Brinson said of a team that also lost to the Crimson Tide in the SEC Championship game. “We’re not letting Alabama beat us twice. In the Sugar Bowl in 2018, they… thought they should have been in the playoffs and lost to Texas.” -- AB-H, 12/27/23
Hell, even without the monkey, cavorting with someone named “Pole Assassin” is juicy enough to cause a circus.
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Sooooo, you’re telling me a dude in texas was in the pole position with the gia pet hanging around watching it rain on the exotic one known as the “assassin” and you didn’t expect a little bite action to take place when your candy is going out the door…c’mon…
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Yeah, that’s it! WUT?
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I think Steve appreciates a distraction right now.
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Love me some Delbert. Check out Delbert and Jimmy Hall playing on a cruise ship. (Been this way too long) 5:38
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https://twitter.com/CharlieSwervin/status/1455374549613260803
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In fairness to Sark, that primate was a Stripper Emotional Support Monkey, and he wanted to respect his employee’s HIPAA information and not let it be a distraction. This hits a little close to home as I was personally denied my inalienable right to self-identify as Stripper Emotional Support Monkey…we in SESM community (a small but growing community) are fighting the viewpoints of the Charlton Hestons of the world…
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https://twitter.com/JalenooperDogg/status/1456300017241583619
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Give today to SESM. A stripper’s emotional well being with Daddy issues may be saved.
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So true, for just a few dollars a day, your donation will pair a middle-aged-ish man with excessive back hair (looks like Robin Williams had a love child with a Squatch) with a young, vivacious Stripper who probably has made excessively bad life choices. The Stripper Emotional Support Monkey will help every stripper find her individual “safe spaces” and assist her in getting in touch with said spaces as often as necessary until she obtains what we call the monkey “shine”. Act now, the need is great.
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Don in Mar-a-Lago is on fire today!
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I just woke up,,,where am I
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My entry: George has a message for Jeff Banks…
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Great Album, BTW. “I feel an oooold weaknesss…comin’ onnn strong!”
Listen to the backup singer on ‘Leap of faith”. There’s some gospel in there.
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Hear you go Got——Old Weakness https://youtu.be/R1qorMWmeB0 (whit1356)
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Leap Of Faith
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