Adorable.
The Gator Standard, as filtered through Booch.
Adorable.
The @ChrisDoering I Like to Practice Award
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“We remember the Sugar Bowl, I think it my junior year of high school, we let Alabama beat us twice,” Brinson said of a team that also lost to the Crimson Tide in the SEC Championship game. “We’re not letting Alabama beat us twice. In the Sugar Bowl in 2018, they… thought they should have been in the playoffs and lost to Texas.” -- AB-H, 12/27/23
“I Like To Practice”? Wow.
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I’m guessing Brenton Cox just missed the line to win that one.
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Post of the day!
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He’s still working on the “I can run as fast as Stetson Bennet” award. It’s an elusive one tho.
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Yeah well, he f’n better.
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“I like to practice award”? Hahahaha…now that is precious
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Practice? That’ll make ya go blind, my Grandma always said…
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LMFAO!
If you’d listened to Grandma you wouldn’t be sporting that 5 o’clock shadow in your evening handshakes.
Now where is that bottle of Nair…
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(Looks at blurry script on screen, rummages around for reading glasses, finds them perched on head)
“Grandma was full of shit”
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Uncle Got, I’m over here!
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Dayum Baby, you looking gooood…
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If practice get’s you to Carnegie Hall, then me and my “tuber” would be the toast of NYC
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AI would like a word.
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Nearly every time I hear the word “Practice” AI’s version jumps in my head.
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Who brought the juice boxes?
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Pretty sure they bring the oranges cut into qtrs Too!
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SEE!?!? Just like I said from the other column, it’s THIS kinda stuff where we can mine some comedy about Napier. He and Gee-off and Booch are three peas in a weirdo fake juice pod!
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Should we start a tracker for targeting penalties earned by the Head Hunter Award winners in the 2022 season?
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I still don’t get these schools outside of UNC that use the Nike Jumpman (and I don’t understand why UNC football uses it). Everyone knows it represents Michael Jordan regardless of what Nike says.
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“And the winner of the “Brandon Cox: I like to take plays off Award” goes to:
Brandon Cox (3-time winner)
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Damn. Always read the comments before commenting. You beat me to the easy joke.
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I thought Smoke Monday retired the Headhunter Award for the entire SEC. I’ll miss seeing him in the first quarter of this year’s Auburn game.
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No citizenship awards named after Urban Meyer or Aaron Hernandez?
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Do the award winners get taken out for ice cream or pizza?
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Lol, CKS would be “You’ll get nothing, AND LIKE IT!!”
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Bless their hearts
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The “I Like To Practice” Award.
Billy Napier: When you want to hire Butch Jones but you want to spend a lot more money in order to do so.
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Where’s Brandon Cox?
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And the Emmitt Smith Running Back Award goes to … a transfer.
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Gawd . . . add a dash of Geoff Collins and that’s about right.
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Was struggling to understand why they would have an award named for our Tae Crowder.
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Too hell with that shit!
WHO WON THE CLEAT LONG THROW CONTEST??!!
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Did anybody beat me to it? FTMF#
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I can somewhat get the “headhunter “, although they may have been able to come up with something that isn’t a PF & Ejection. Lol
Now the “I like to practice “…definitely seems like it is straight from the Book of Booch. I’d be embarrassed if I were Doering.
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Y’all can laugh and poke fun at them gators, but you know their mamas are proud of ’em. 🏈🏆
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Arrrre they?
“Ma’s been in hell since Junior went to jail, when the lights go out she ain’t never failed to get down on her knees and pray because she loves him”
“Told all the neighbors he was off in a war, fightin’ for freedom he’s good to the core and she’s proud.”
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BRICK BY BRICK, PAWWWWWWL! GATORS GONNA SHOCK THE EAST IN 2022, YOU KNOW IT!
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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