Hey, Florida, it’s easy! Just go to the coach store and pick out one that looks good on ‘ya.
Shit, Andrea, who would that be? Saban and Smart have basically recruited to a draw over the past few years; nobody else has been in their class. And I don’t think Nick’s moving to Gainesville any time soon.
Get The Picture 
That’s all they have to do. Go hire somebody who will recruit better than Kirby. Like falling off a log.
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Pawwwl stated there are two great recruiters now. One is in Tuscaloosa on the backend of his career the other is Kirby Smart and he’s just getting started with his. He seems to be developing a man crush on Kirby.
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It’s that Ford F-150 commercial. It makes my mama swoon just like her vertigo.
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WHEN we win it all, all the naysayers will be doing backflips to kiss Kirby’s ring and somehow he will have finally “learned” how to coach.
they dumb
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Their obsession with Billy Napier is weird. Didn’t Dabo fire that guy?
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Rumor I read on one of their boards: he was canned for punching Dabo in the face; he punched him because Dabo was changing his play calls without telling him. Sounds too good to be true, but Napier has more upside potential (and less baggage) than any of the other names currently being thrown around. I’m hoping he ends up at LSU.
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Sounds like horse schit. “Paaaaaaaaawl, the only reason Dabo fired him was because he was too much of a bad ass!” Yeah right.
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He is supposed to be Kirby but with more varied experience because he worked for Dabo and Graham at ASU. We will see.
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Bah. Kirby can’t coach. Ask any Gator. “UGA AINT DONE NOTHIN WITH ALL THAT DO CALLED TALENT, PAWWWLLLL! HE AINT DEVELOPED NOBODY!”
Well. Suddenly, after he’s beaten their ass 4 out of 5 tries despite being over matched against The QB Whisperer, Developer of 3 Stars, Offensive Genius, and the True Heir of Slytherin®, all the” no Gator would trade Mullen for Kirby”lemmings suddenly want someone like…… Kirby.
I’m having an extra helping of schadenfreude for Thanksgiving. Maybe enough to get Coach Capri Pants fired after an epic beatdown this weekend reveals he ain’t it, either, chief. Once Thanksgiving is over, remember: it’s the season of miracles.
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You left out “Portal Master” from his list of titles.
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…and it didn’t say anything about mama, or trains, or prison, or getting drunk.
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I was drunk
The day my mom got outta prison
And Dan went
To pick her up
In the rain.
But before he could win the conference in his pickup truck
He got run over by a damned old train that was coming down the track.
A mean machine in red and black.
FTMF
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MOM? Are you even southern? IT’S MOMMA! Heresy!
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Take it up with Davis Allen Coe. 😉
you never even called me by my name lyrics https://g.co/kgs/16pQM1
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Ugh. DAVID
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Naw, Steve Goodman is the one who did that after DAC specifically told him it wasn’t the perfect country song because he hadn’t mentioned momma.
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That’s right. SG had DAC that song record as Steve never had the melodic voice, winning personality and love for his fellow human that Coe displays to this day.
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You don’t have to call me Charlie Pride
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Charley Pride…friggin auto correct
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Supposedly john prine wrote it with Goodman but didn’t take song writing credit. Goodman bought him a jukebox.
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My bad, man.
Ser Dan, Warden of The Swamp, QB Whisperer®, Developer of 3 Stars, Offensive Genius, Master of the Portal, and the True Heir of Skytherin.
THE KING IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE! THE KING IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE! 🙂
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He seems to have a lot of company this year with much more to come.
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Ya know…Mullen to the nats ain’t a bad idea. He’d fit in there, and we’d get to watch Kirby kick his ass for years to come.
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I think Mullen’s going to try to get a job in the NFL, though. His body language at the end of that MU game is that he’s already moved on in his head.
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Only thing missing was a fake heart attack.
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The NY Football Giants have an opening and a QB who could use some whisperin….
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He is as prickly, bad tempered, and weird as old Fish Fry was.
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You left out Dopey and Goofy’s love child.
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The talk around Stoops is humorous to me. He’ll be the fan fav pick but I’m not sure someone coming out of retirement that hasn’t been on the new facility arms race and recruiting wars will even comprehend how to recruit in the year 2022. I’m hoping they go with another homer here
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She’s a handbag writer and allowed to say stupid stuff for a living. I watched the entire interview with her yesterday. I hope every gator on the search committee is as clueless as her. Regarding Billy Napier she mentioned his success at Clemson seemingly unaware he was fired there and passed over for promotion by Saban while at Bama as the reason he left there.
With every passing day the legend of Billy Napier grows more epic on their message boards. No wonder SOS and Urban both walked away from their HC job. The sense of entitlement they have is unlike anything not in Tuscaloosa.
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I don’t see the problem. Elite head coaches that are elite recruiters are a dime a dozen.
BULLDAWG BILL SARCASM ALERT ACTIVATED
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Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!”
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Well isn’t he Captain Obvious! That sounds like something Mr. Conventional Wisdom would say.
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Hmmmmm … it would seem everyone is coming around to the premise that Kirby is probably a better Xs and Os guy than he’s given credit for. Everyone knows the recruiting chops that Kirby has and how he has made it super important for his staff. Anyone who believes this staff can’t develop talent is a bunch of fools. If you want to know the name of someone who needs to get paid, that name is Scott Sinclair. He and his team are the guys who transformed Jordan Davis into the most imposing physical presence in the college game today. He’s the reason this team looks different getting off the bus.
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Kirby is NOT an offensive guru. When you aren’t the best what do you do? You go out and find someone who is and let him do his job which is exactly what Kirby did. Being a great leader is the ability to recognize the talent in others and then letting them do their job. The HC or CEO sets the tone and guides the ship but he is not down in the engine room making it run.
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Exactly. I think Kirby gets (and probably should) a lot of grief for Chaney and Foley. He hired Chaney because he wanted Pittman and that worked out. He put way too much emphasis on Foley’s south Florida recruiting contacts and promoted him to a role he shouldn’t have had. He has definitely made the right call with Monken.
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Foley wasn’t infompetent. He was simply overmatfhed and forreftly fashiered.
😉
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Double E, that’s a sign of respect. You don’t make many mistakes on this board. I enjoy your posts and my taking the time to sharpshoot you is a complement. Have a happy Thanksgiving.
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Foley = F* Coley
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i instead of e in compliment.
Self edit before posting is just too easy to not do.
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RR, not only was that a fine example of frontier gibberish, but it also expressed a sentiment widely held on this board!
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There are some Damn Good Dawgs on this board, Bill.
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I dunno, Dude! Everyone here is crazy except you and me…and I’m starting to wonder about you!!!!
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#88 ain’t bad either -ALL or the D are amazing physical specimens. Hoping the coaching braintrust use every particle of their coaching acumen when we play BAMA. Would be a wonderful thing to look back and realize we out gamed them and out physicaled them too.
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I totally agree. That’s the reason I said we look different getting off the bus.
I just think about 99 and how he was a 3-star big kid. Kirby and Sinclair got on about his weight and staying in shape when he arrived. You don’t normally say a 340 pound man carries his weight well, but Davis looks the part.
88 does, too, but he was a 5-star coming into the program.
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This is what the FTMF’s are up against and its absurd:
https://n.rivals.com/team_rankings/2022/all-teams/football
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On the other hand, they are ahead of 10RC, Awbarn, and the TURDs
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What’s even funnier is that Ole Miss (Joey Freshwater) ranks below UF and well below UL (Billy Napier) — so those fellas could work out well.
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I DGAS who UF hires…
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Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they’re all out of Mullen.
They blame “supply chain difficulties,” “a chip shortage,” and “OPEC,” but we know the deal.
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LMFAO! I’m easily amused.
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Oh, is that all? 🤔
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Tebow. Please this. Or Spurrier comes back. Oh yes please this.
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Florida would be wise to avoid another asshole as a coach. I don’t think I have ever heard a coach call out another coach like Drinkwitz did to Dopey Dan. Last year apparently left a real mark on Drinkwitz.
” Eli Drinkwitz had this to say about Dan Mullen: “My father was a farmer, and there’s an old saying you reap what you sow. If you sow kindness, you reap kindness. If you sow jackass, you reap jackass.” Mic drop.”
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