Thursday morning buffet

Lots of tasty morsels in the world of college football for your sampling pleasure:

• Let’s face it.  There are some things in life that are gonna make you smile.  Mike Leach talking about body piercing is one of them.
• Whatever the Pac-10 presidents saw in the new commissioner, detailed football knowledge wasn’t much of a factor.  Dude hasn’t attended a football game in more than a decade – and that was Harvard-Yale.
• Loran Smith says Jesus is to blame in part for Georgia Tech’s 1990 co-MNC.
• Speaking of Loran, I bet Jim Donnan wishes this had happened years ago.
• Plan E in Knoxville takes flight, as the casting call for walk-ons goes out across this great land of ours.
• And Junior may want to keep an eye on the NCAA’s probe into his mentor’s aggressive use of coaches in consultants’ clothing.  (h/t The Wiz)
• If ever a book title cried out for a snarky response, this is the one.
• Florida recruit decides that if the Gator staff requests that a verbal commitment be kept quiet, it may be time to look elsewhere.  (h/t Eleven Warriors)
• The wheels of justice may grind slowly for Jamar Hornsby, but they are grinding.