October 31, 2022 · 12:57 PM

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

Auburn’s gonna Auburn.

That should fix everything.

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UPDATE:

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63 responses to “Lather. Rinse. Repeat.”

  1. thenewandimprovedtronan
    October 31, 2022 at 1:00 PM

    Tracy Rocker, it’s your time to shine!

    Liked by 2 people

  2. defactodawg
    October 31, 2022 at 1:02 PM

    Paging Mike Leach. Large, sinking ship in SE Alabama needs navigational help from master of the high seas.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. JoeDashDawg
    October 31, 2022 at 1:07 PM

    Any word on what Freeze would owe Liberty if he leaves?

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  4. Dawgfan1995
    October 31, 2022 at 1:08 PM

    So when Auburn hires Mississippi State’s former AD and then hires Dan Mullen, Brenton Cox and Todd Grantham have to get the band back together again, don’t they?

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  5. Terry McCullers
    October 31, 2022 at 1:10 PM

    Just curious what’s the contact buyout?

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    • miltondawg
      October 31, 2022 at 3:47 PM

      $15MM is what I heard on the radio, structured so that half is due within 30 days of his early termination. Balance, I think that the guy said, is due over the remaining term of the original contract.

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  6. Corch Irvin Meyers, Former Jags Corch (2021)
    October 31, 2022 at 1:13 PM

    Deion incoming?

    I think Harsin goes back to Boise. The fans out there HATE the guy who replaced him.

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  7. dudemankind
    October 31, 2022 at 1:27 PM

    Well, its obvious that Harsin didn’t fit, and now we have Tennessee showing everyone that you can take a dumpster fire and turn it into a Top 5 team in less than two years. No reason to think Auburn can’t do it as well.

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  8. The Truth
    October 31, 2022 at 1:29 PM

    “…the winning tradition that is Auburn football.”

    They better start courting Elon Musk as a sidewalk alumnus if they’re going to keep paying these buyouts. But who wouldn’t want to be associated with the winning tradition that is Auburn football.

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  9. Hayduke
    October 31, 2022 at 1:31 PM

    Way to go Bryan! You totally won. I love this, no way this dude would ever be a big time SEC coach because he didn’t want it. Simple as that. What he did want though, is the payout, so thank you Auburn for donating $15.5MM to this dude, who will be a great coach at somewhere that he wants to be, and now you can proceed on with your mediocre ways.

    Maybe Tuberville gets voted out out, and ya’ll can go right back to where this bullshit started. War Fuckin’ Eagle.

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  10. cowetadawg
    October 31, 2022 at 1:32 PM

    While they’re already doing a Burning Man made of cash at the U of Greater Opelika, just pay the newly-minted buyout on Cousin Freeze and, voila’; new coach for the next 2 to 3 years (mileage may vary).

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  11. godawgs1701
    October 31, 2022 at 1:33 PM

    Bet he wishes he’d called all this timeouts now.

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  12. 79dawg
    October 31, 2022 at 1:35 PM

    Who would want to coach at The University of Auburn after this???

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    • Got Cowdog
      October 31, 2022 at 1:40 PM

      I’m in. I’ll even pull up the gameday thread while I’m on the sidelines and let y’all call plays. Hopefully I won’t have to coach but 2-3 games and I’ll get my nice fat buyout.

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  13. Remember the Quincy
    October 31, 2022 at 2:01 PM

    $36.95 million in buyouts paid to fired head coaches in 22 months.

    If that ain’t Auburn, I don’t know what is.

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  14. SlobberKnocker
    October 31, 2022 at 2:01 PM

    So, they paid Malzon over $21M right? So that’s about $37M they owed guys not to coach in about 3 years? That sounds like good management to me.

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  15. Hobnail_Boot
    October 31, 2022 at 2:02 PM

    Unless they get Urbz or Liepold, it won’t matter.

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  16. Derek
    October 31, 2022 at 2:03 PM

    Someone make Heupel deny any interest. And that an Auburn plane landed in Nashville and that Heupel just happened to be in town.

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  17. Doug Gillett
    October 31, 2022 at 2:33 PM

    Take this with the usual grain of salt, but my sources on the Plains are pointing toward Auburn making a run at Kiffykins. Don’t know how interested he’d be in trading a pretty good gig at Ole Miss for the Auburn soap opera, but I guess if the money’s right you could get him to do just about anything.

    Either way, what a clusterfuck. The Auburn boosters hated Harsin from the get-go, they tried to push him out, and when it became clear that his goose was cooked, Harsin completely checked out. Don’t think I’ve seen a more toxic situation since Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner wound up under the chandelier in “War of the Roses.”

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    • Dawgfan1995
      October 31, 2022 at 4:40 PM

      Kiffin makes sense at Auburn not because of his coaching ability, but rather because of his ability to troll everyone. That seems to be a defining characteristic of “Auburn man.”

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  18. otto1980
    October 31, 2022 at 2:47 PM

    Sounds like the lumber industry has been making some nice profits.

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  19. whybotherdude
    October 31, 2022 at 2:55 PM

    auburn has went from a dumpster fire to a bank vault fire.

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  20. Texas Dawg
    October 31, 2022 at 3:03 PM

    They wanted Kevin Steele before so go get him now. I’m sure with the numbers that the Miami defense is putting up, they will help him pack as soon as possible.

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  21. voxdawg
    October 31, 2022 at 3:42 PM

    When was the last time an Auburn HC left the Plains of his own accord? Seriously.

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  22. 69Dawg
    October 31, 2022 at 4:10 PM

    The easy part is you know whose running the AD and it’s not the AD. Ole Yella Fellow and the rest of the play for pay guys have had it their way as long as I can remember and I’m 75. Hiring Freeze would be right in line with the basketball hire. If they can get coaches as dirty as the program they can win. With the NCAA all but out of business, this should be easy.

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  24. Nil Butron is a Pud
    October 31, 2022 at 5:35 PM

    Jimmy Sexton’s yacht broker smiles…

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  25. archiecreek
    October 31, 2022 at 8:03 PM

    Woe eagle!!
    Who they gonna cruit??
    Satan is in gumpville, Chumley is in hillbilly hollow, Bayou Billy is in ditch lizardvile, and Kirby the Great is in Athens!!
    And the agriculturists (there’s a cult in that word) from Greater Bryan, Tejas is buying everything else.
    Ain’t much left for the criminals from the east alabama reform school for wayward chill’ren at auburn!!
    Oh,
    Woe eagle!!

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  26. pansythedawg
    October 31, 2022 at 8:44 PM

    I’d like to use this space to express my interest in the Auburn HC position. I was a good DT in high school, and I once ranked in the top 100 in Madden. I believe that more than qualifies me to be quickly dismissed with a massive buyout, continuing a great Auburn tradition. Thank you.

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  27. Munsoning
    October 31, 2022 at 8:59 PM

    Butch’s interview is scheduled for whenever he finishes waxing Saban’s car.

    Liked by 1 person

  28. RangerRuss
    October 31, 2022 at 9:37 PM

    Auburn. What a bunch of rotten sumbitches.

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  29. FlyingPeakDawg
    October 31, 2022 at 10:48 PM

    Geoffrey is at the Auburn Huddle House looking up the local area code.

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